rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes

A 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
Since then, it is called TATA NANO.

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald�s,
and got it

Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn�t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
GURU POURNIMA!

BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
And now that ball is called...
Pluto

Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!

RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
Next day...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal...
The gas today is known as ozone layer

Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
Rajnikanth''s signature.

Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
Then
1/0=?

This was question someone asked RAJNIKANTH and he said,
"I don't know!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!

Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
He just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday...
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!**

Rajnikanth Jokes

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
The Bank Bounced

Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

Awesome fact...
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

Rajnikanth creats his new mail i.d.
gmail@rajnikanth.com

USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

A child went to Kashmir and startd playing by making small mountains from ice
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
That child name is: Rajnikanth

FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury...
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
To protect the sun from his eyes!

sardarji joke

Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..


Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobodywill be there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.


A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.


A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!


Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running

sardarji jokes

A Sardar ji went to US & had a meeting with George Bush.

Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He
takes him in a deep forest)

Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)

Bush:more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)

Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones. (Sardarji became frustrated.)

He invited Bush to India. Next year Bush had been in India

Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. (The same, he
takes Bush in forest.)

Sardar: dig it. (Bush does.)

Sardar: more...More..More.......... (Bush goes Upto almost 400
feet...)

Sardarji: try to find something. (Bush tries.)

Sardarji: did you get anything?

Bush: no.

Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to have wireless
Technology

sardarji jokes

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said "India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"

Interviewer: "what is skeleton?"

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Teacher: What do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

sardarji(lunch)

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch.
Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, �Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.
The Sardar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch every day.

How Tintumon get happy

Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?

Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum

Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??

Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!

tintumon jokes

dundumon: i want to marry a good girl,where can we find good girls
tintumon:good girls are found in every corner of earth but unfortunatley the truth is the earth is round
tintumon:look into my eyes plz what you see?tell me
tintumol:i see love
tintumon:(malayalam)mangatholi.kannil enthu koppa veenathenu nokkede

jokes

Tintumon to shop keeper : Give me the best Valentines day card
Shopkeeper : See this.., Quote is really super.. “To the only girl I ever loved…”
Tintumon : Wow, Super…Give 10 Similar Cards…!!

tintumon joke

Tintumon prayed to God finally he appeared and asked Tintumon
God : What you want…?
Tintumon : A beautiful girl
God : If you are a muslim I will give you Katrina, If Hindu-Anushka, If Christain-Genelia….? Whats Your name…?
Tintumon : Abdul Narayan Thomas

tintumon teacher joke

teacher to tintumon:who is you favourite writer?
tintumon:your daughter every week she gives me a nice loveletter
teacher to tintumon:why are you late
tintumon:i was following a girl
teacher:so what
tintumon:she was walking very slowly

tintumon joke

teacher:whats the difference between love and aranged marriage
tintumon:in love marriage you marry your own booyfriend
in arranged you marry some another girls boyfriend
thats all

tintumon loveletter

to
tintumol
ukg a
dear tintumol
i love you.my dream is see you everywhereyou.youno ilive no i come red shirt 2marrow you love i you come red frock iwait mango tree you no come i jump train sure yourlovely
                                     tintumon
                                        std1 b
reply by tintumol
darling your letter mama see papa beat me beat me somany beat me icry icry so no come to mango tree no jump train ilove you see another day i no red frock only green you love me you love me you green shirt  i gift i see you with pinkimol
where you go no talk to her my dream also only you
                                               lovely
                                               tinumol

tintumon themodyynamic law of romance

love can neither be created nor be distrooyed
it can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with
considerable loss of money

tintumon jokes

tintumol i dreamed that you gave me a pearl neclase for valantines day what do you think it means

tintumon you will know tomaorrow
next day tintumon came with a small pacage and gave it to tintumol delighted tintumol opened it only to find a book entitled meaning of dreams

tintumon jokes

tintumon walking in the raindrops iam thinking of you

tintumol whom are you thinking

tintumon who else the sun