Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said "India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"
Interviewer: "what is skeleton?"
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Teacher: What do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Thursday, March 24, 2011
sardarji(lunch)
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch.
Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, �Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.
The Sardar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch every day.
Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, �Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.
The Sardar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch every day.
How Tintumon get happy
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!
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