Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said "India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"
Interviewer: "what is skeleton?"
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Teacher: What do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
No comments:
Post a Comment