Tuesday, March 29, 2011

sardarji jokes

A Sardar ji went to US & had a meeting with George Bush.

Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He
takes him in a deep forest)

Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)

Bush:
more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)

Bush: So now, try to search something.


Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bush: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones. (Sardarji became frustrated.)

He invited Bush to India. Next year Bush had been in India

Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement. (The same, he
takes Bush in forest.)

Sardar: dig it. (Bush does.)

Sardar: more...More..More.......... (Bush goes Upto almost 400
feet...)

Sardarji: try to find something. (Bush tries.)

Sardarji: did you get anything?

Bush: no.

Sardarji: yes, even 400 years ago we used to have wireless
Technology

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