rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes

A 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
Since then, it is called TATA NANO.

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald�s,
and got it

Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn�t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
GURU POURNIMA!

BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
And now that ball is called...
Pluto

Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!

RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
Next day...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal...
The gas today is known as ozone layer

Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
Rajnikanth''s signature.

Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
Then
1/0=?

This was question someone asked RAJNIKANTH and he said,
"I don't know!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!

Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
He just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday...
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!**

Rajnikanth Jokes

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
The Bank Bounced

Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

Awesome fact...
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

Rajnikanth creats his new mail i.d.
gmail@rajnikanth.com

USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

A child went to Kashmir and startd playing by making small mountains from ice
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
That child name is: Rajnikanth

FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury...
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
To protect the sun from his eyes!