Thursday, March 17, 2011

jokes


Tintumon to shop keeper : Give me the best Valentines day card
Shopkeeper : See this.., Quote is really super.. “To the only girl I ever loved…”
Tintumon : Wow, Super…Give 10 Similar Cards…!!

tintumon joke


Tintumon prayed to God finally he appeared and asked Tintumon
God : What you want…?
Tintumon : A beautiful girl
God : If you are a muslim I will give you Katrina, If Hindu-Anushka, If Christain-Genelia….? Whats Your name…?
Tintumon : Abdul Narayan Thomas

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

tintumon teacher joke

teacher to tintumon:who is you favourite writer?
tintumon:your daughter every week she gives me a nice loveletter
teacher to tintumon:why are you late
tintumon:i was following a girl
teacher:so what
tintumon:she was walking very slowly

tintumon joke

teacher:whats the difference between love and aranged marriage
tintumon:in love marriage you marry your own booyfriend
in arranged you marry some another girls boyfriend
thats all

tintumon loveletter

to
tintumol
ukg a
dear tintumol
i love you.my dream is see you everywhereyou.youno ilive no i come red shirt 2marrow you love i you come red frock iwait mango tree you no come i jump train sure yourlovely
                                     tintumon
                                        std1 b
reply by tintumol
darling your letter mama see papa beat me beat me somany beat me icry icry so no come to mango tree no jump train ilove you see another day i no red frock only green you love me you love me you green shirt  i gift i see you with pinkimol
where you go no talk to her my dream also only you
                                               lovely
                                               tinumol

tintumon themodyynamic law of romance

love can neither be created nor be distrooyed
it can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with
considerable loss of money

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

tintumon jokes

tintumol i dreamed that you gave me a pearl neclase for valantines day what do you think it means

tintumon you will know tomaorrow
next day tintumon came with a small pacage and gave it to tintumol delighted tintumol opened it only to find a book entitled meaning of dreams