sardarji jokes

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top.
Seeing this he said "India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air"

Interviewer: "what is skeleton?"

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Teacher: What do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

sardarji(lunch)

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch.
Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, �Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.
The Sardar's wife said, "Don't look at me. He made his own lunch every day.

How Tintumon get happy

Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?

Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum

Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??

Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!

tintumon jokes

dundumon: i want to marry a good girl,where can we find good girls
tintumon:good girls are found in every corner of earth but unfortunatley the truth is the earth is round
tintumon:look into my eyes plz what you see?tell me
tintumol:i see love
tintumon:(malayalam)mangatholi.kannil enthu koppa veenathenu nokkede

jokes

Tintumon to shop keeper : Give me the best Valentines day card
Shopkeeper : See this.., Quote is really super.. “To the only girl I ever loved…”
Tintumon : Wow, Super…Give 10 Similar Cards…!!

tintumon joke

Tintumon prayed to God finally he appeared and asked Tintumon
God : What you want…?
Tintumon : A beautiful girl
God : If you are a muslim I will give you Katrina, If Hindu-Anushka, If Christain-Genelia….? Whats Your name…?
Tintumon : Abdul Narayan Thomas

tintumon teacher joke

teacher to tintumon:who is you favourite writer?
tintumon:your daughter every week she gives me a nice loveletter
teacher to tintumon:why are you late
tintumon:i was following a girl
teacher:so what
tintumon:she was walking very slowly