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Welcome to the Art Of Li Wei and the weird and wonderful world of weird art. We have the top 10 pictures which are just brilliant and amazing and strange and well just total mind boggling stuff. These pictures will get the heart pumping and your brain thinking on how the hell they do it. Check out the other nine pictures afetr the read more







Ok so there are drag cars, funny cars and racing cars, but have you ever seen a weird crocodile funny racing car.

SARDARJI JOKE

Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to be inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right. Then cleverly dhakaal put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again.

Once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The
tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.



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MORAL: "There are Sardar Communities in Tigers
too".

SARDAJI JOKES

Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam.One is about friend and the other is about father.He had studied only about friend.But in the exam the essay asked was about father.Sardar didn give up.He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read: I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbour. He ended the essay as, A father in need is a father in deed....!

  Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
> peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d
> bus he was driving

NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....
Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!

Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.

"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent."

Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"

"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

sardarji jokes

Sardaarji one day went to see an 'A' certified movie.

In the movie there was a scene in which the beautiful heroine going to take a bath in a river. There was a railway track nearby, parallel to the river.

As the heroine starts removing her clothes, a train comes along the track and blocks the view of the heroine. When the train finally passes over the track, next shot shown is the heroine standing on the river bank fully dressed, having finished her bath.

Sardaarji was disappointed. He started going for the movie everyday, every show and always came out a dejected man.

Sardaar's friend who noticed this routine asked him what the matter was. Sardaar explained everything, the beautiful heroine going to take a bath and the damned train coming along, blocking the view.

His friend again asked "then what the hell you are going for the movie again and again?"

Sardaar replied "Arrey yaar, Indian Railway ki gaadi hai naa?? Ek din jaroor late aayegi aur mujhe woh scene dekhne ko milega......is ummid me jaa rahaa hoon yaar...."

sardarji joke

Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji’s Brother owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.

He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple’s price, tell them $2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet
or sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.

Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples.

A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is ? Sardarji replied $2 a pound.

Lady said; all sardarji’s are idiot and fools. Sardarji replied, some are, some are not.

Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to police station. Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take

sardaji joke

Banta started to explain his Adventure. He had gone to a remote village on some work and due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."

He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked, "Do you have grown up daughters?"

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Banta replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night ....."

rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes

A 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
Since then, it is called TATA NANO.

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald�s,
and got it

Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn�t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
GURU POURNIMA!

BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
And now that ball is called...
Pluto

Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!

RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
Next day...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal...
The gas today is known as ozone layer

Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
Rajnikanth''s signature.

Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
Then
1/0=?

This was question someone asked RAJNIKANTH and he said,
"I don't know!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!

Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
He just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday...
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!**

Rajnikanth Jokes

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
The Bank Bounced

Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

Awesome fact...
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

Rajnikanth creats his new mail i.d.
gmail@rajnikanth.com

USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

A child went to Kashmir and startd playing by making small mountains from ice
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
That child name is: Rajnikanth

FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury...
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
To protect the sun from his eyes!